Possum and Biscuit in seersucker suits beside a crawfish-laden truck on a Louisiana bayou, with a plantation house, an opossum and a duck

Possum & Biscuit

Stories about two broke boys, one haunted truck, and every rich person in Louisiana. As told by Vernon “Possum” Tatum.

Season One

Yo dawg, heard of Whistle, Louisiana? A town so small the welcome sign and the “Come Back Soon” sign share a post. These are the things that happened to me and my buddy Biscuit anyway. Each story's a single sitting — about the length of a drive to Baton Rouge. If Charlene starts, that is.

  1. Possums in Seersucker 01
    Possums in Seersucker Four hundred pounds of crawfish, one flooded bridge, and the fanciest weekend in Louisiana. Read it free
  2. Whistle vs. the Casino Boat 02
    Whistle vs. the Casino Boat Vernon's still telling this one. Letter folks hear it first. Letters first
  3. The Megachurch Raffle 03
    The Megachurch Raffle Biscuit wins something nobody should own. Letters first
  4. The Duck Call Convention 04
    The Duck Call Convention Three hundred grown men in a Shreveport ballroom, blowing on whistles. Letters first
  5. Frankie & the French Quarter Job 05
    Frankie & the French Quarter Job An honest appraisal goes sideways in New Orleans. Letters first
  6. The Season Finale 06
    The Season Finale The one Vernon saves for when the porch goes quiet and the road runs out. In the book

Episode One is free forever, right here on the porch. Two through Five are for the letter folks — leave an address once and read 'em all right here. The finale only ever ships between covers.

Free, dadgummit

Letters from Whistle

When a new ride's ready, the letter folks get it before anyplace else does — Episodes Two through Five only ever come out this way.

One letter per story. No spam — promised on Mamaw Pearl's pie crust.

A word about Vernon

Vernon “Possum” Tatum has worked at Dewey's Pawn & Gun & Notary since he was eleven years old, where he learned the two things a storyteller needs: what people are worth, and that it ain't the number on the ticket.

Read his whole deal

Hold the radio knob.

© 2026 Vernon “Possum” Tatum · Whistle, Louisiana
Every word true, except the ones that ain't.